Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Madonna and Child

Pop superstar Madonna has defended her actions in adopting a child from Malawi.

Madonna claimed that she had acted according to the laws of adoption and claimed that she wanted to help a child escape a life of hardship and poverty.

This strange policy of adopting children from third world countries by millionaire film and music stars has led some to claim that this is the ultimate fashion accessory. What can you buy someone who has everything?

Our exclusive picture shows the scene as Madonna chose her adopted child with what we believe to be the words "I'll have that one...". The relief on the other children's faces show how fearful they were that they may have been the unfortunate 'chosen one', to go and live with the attention seeking freaks.

Madonna's husband, film director Guy Ritchie, has been noticable in his silence during the adoption process. However, Yesterday's Knews sources claim his next movie will be based on his own personal experiences and will be titled Adopt, Shock and Two Whisky Barrels.

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