A nude model who poses for still life art classes has gone on strike because the room where she works is too cold. At one stage it has been alleged that icicles had formed on the models personage.
Daphne Jutland said she had been left with a stiff neck and sore shoulders and rather frosty ripples because of a faulty air conditioning unit at Derby College.
It has been that cold lately my nipples have been like glass cutters. It was so bad last Monday the art students were hanging their coats on my nip nops like a coat stand.
The 44-year-old from Sand batch said she had "never encountered such difficult conditions", and she was refusing to pose again until the chilly problem is solved. “I very much doubt anyone would accept the offer of a few drops of anti-freeze on my raspberries as a viable solution to the problem as suggested by the vice-principle.”
Mark Woods, college vice-principal, stuttered to Yesterdays Knews: "We've provided heating and I'm not sure what else we can do. As for my joke about anti-freeze I was trying to merely warm the situation up. I have tried to get a better look at the problem but Ms Jutland keeps covering herself up. I am a very hands on type of person but in this case my hands have been tied"
We have been informed by a medical specialist that in years to come we could witness the first person to develop arthritis of the nipples if this matter is not addressed.
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