Thursday, February 14, 2008

Sympathy For The Cheryl


The low-rent celebrity war between stage-school, daddy's girl, pretend working-class, fraudulent cockney poppet, Lily Allen, and lad-mag fave, can't really sing without digital-enhancement, Geordie thug, Cheryl Cole, seems to have cooled after they both admitted that, at some stage of their of their lives, they'd had issues with their other halves.

So, in a rare moment of showbiz female solidarity, Miss Allen has offered to call a truce on their tabloid-selling game of tit-for-tat insult-throwing.

It is believed that Mrs Cole,currently in hiding, has let it be known that she appreciates the gesture and has suggested to Miss Allen that they put their issues behind them. In fact, we understand that the singers even plan to join forces in order to undertake the mother-of-all celebrity feuds with troubled star Amy Winehouse.

Legal Note:

* Cheryl Cole was actually convicted of vile thuggery in 2002 after being a vile thug in 2002.

* Lily Allen, at least as far as this publication is aware has never committed an act of actual-bodily-harm. Although, her new BBC Three chatshow is undeniably excruciatingly painful to watch.

So, readers,who do you prefer? Cheryl or Lily? Why not let us know in the Comments box below............................

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