Wednesday, November 14, 2007

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Daily Mail readers. Do you struggle to find time in your hectic hatemongering schedules to shop for suitable Christmas (before the Satanist Labour government outlaws that as well) presents for little Peregrine and Jocasta that won’t warp their little minds with modern leftist butchery? Well worry no more.

Right-Thinking Games Corporation introduce the new board game that’s going down a storm in middle England. We are proud to bring you… ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad!’

‘Political Correctness Gone Mad!’ guarantees hours of narrow-minded fun for all the family. The object of the game? It’s simple. All you have to do is negotiate your way through another four years of loony Labour control of your local council without being locked up by the Lesbian Thought Police for speaking your mind. If you’re clever though, you can always cash in some of your lucrative share options for heroin, dungarees and dildos in a bid to bribe your way back into the game.

Sounds easy enough? Well we’ve added some devilish distractions along the way so you’d better watch your step. One throw could take you to the safe haven of the golf club where you can relax and pretend it’s the good old days with the Brigadier over a port and lemon. But it could also take you into the depths of hell that is the benefits office, where your hard-earned nest-egg diminishes by one-tenth for every turn where you fail to throw a six.

OK. So you’ve managed your way through all that. Now what? Each of you need to pick a card from the blue deck. You’ll each be given one example of human rights/health and safety lefty lunacy taken from the pages of The Mail and you each have one minute to rant about the injustice of the Communist pen-pushing do-gooders at the heart of local government and how they’ve turned this once-proud warrior nation into a land for scrounging, ungrateful backdoor-merchants. Whoever’s rant most closely matches the original Mail article in the accompanying rulebook shall be declared the victor.

And at only £19.99 (which, let’s face it is only a tiny fraction of an AIDS-ridden asylum-seeker’s weekly dole money) for the peace of mind you’ll get from helping to ensure your self-serving, petty bigotry is passed onto the next generation, can you really afford not to?

Buy ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad!’ now. It’s common sense!

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