Former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani has finally called time on his ill-fated run for the White House.
After his humiliating third-place finish in the Florida primary, upon which he gambled his entire election strategy, “America’s Mayor” was forced to abandon his overly-ambitious mission to become the leader of the Free World.
Mr Giuliani admitted that the Grand Old Party had effectively “shat in his face” in their rush to elect seemingly almost any other candidate than him.
After his humiliating third-place finish in the Florida primary, upon which he gambled his entire election strategy, “America’s Mayor” was forced to abandon his overly-ambitious mission to become the leader of the Free World.
Mr Giuliani admitted that the Grand Old Party had effectively “shat in his face” in their rush to elect seemingly almost any other candidate than him.
The notoriously sensitve Capitaliser-In-Chief pledged his full support to his friend John McCain, the oven chip magnate, this afternoon.
This is not the first time that Mr Giuliani has had to swallow his pride and look to Senator McCain to join a more successful operation.
Only last year, he sold his shares in his failing frozen-food company to his rival after Mr McCain’s hugely-popular Micro Chips outsold his own 'Rudy’s Saviour of New York Pizzas' ten-to-one.
It looks like in politics, as in life, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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