Sunday, January 28, 2007

Jade's Race To Oblivion

Jade Goody is fighting back over allegations of racism during this years Celebrity (?) Big Brother.

Jade, Jo from S-Club 7 and ex-model Danielle Lloyd were all accused of racially bullying Asian film star Shilpa Shetty.

Jade claimed today that she is certain she is not a racist. "I eat indian food..." announced Miss Goody, 26. "Not with my fingers like...or in Indian restaurants...but I got a Chicken Korma from the supermarket the other day, didn't really like it tho, don't normally eat foreign muck, ye never know what they put innit, do ye?". Jade continued her tirade "If I'm a racialist, how come I have a black dog?"
Jade is hoping to travel to India later this year, in her 'Mother wants a good old British Bungalow' tour.

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