Brace yourselves bastards, because Yesterdays Knews is bringing you a red-hot sizzling showbiz scoop.
Hot off the presses is the news that BBC1 is planning on unveiling a dynamite new Saturday night reality-entertainment show.
Details are unconfirmed at the time of going to press but what we do is that it involves several public schoolmasters competing against each other to anally-rape the guy who used to play Sam Malone in TV's Cheers.
All we know for certain at this stage is that is that the working title is "Strictly Bum Danson".
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