We have noticed that after nearly two years in operation, this website has finally had a few comments from you, the general public. So, seeing as we’re polite, we intend to add a new feature where we address your comments in detail.
Now my colleague Mr Jordan has already dealt with anonymous’ comments of the 4th October concerning the Dr Fox / Liam Fox conundrum and the Cameron v Brown cock-off so there’s no more to be said there other than well done and thank you. It’s nice to see people joining in.
As for the second comment (also by an anonymous poster) received on our hugely-popular political cock-out scoop which said:
“Has the author of this article got a fetish for men’s cocks it seems to be a running theme?”
Firstly, can I just say hello and welcome to the site Mr Davidson. Glad to see you’ve recovered from your recent reality-television meltdown. Although, really what are you doing on here in the first place?
Secondly, you are quite wrong to allege a strong cock bias on this staunchly liberal website. We at Yesterdays Knews are proud to be genitally-neutral in our reporting stance. For proof of this, look up our old feature about German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s fanny operation.
Anyway, as it seems that even our least-subtle attempts at humour have proven too avant-garde for you, it seems only right that you should now leave. Yes, I mean you, comic genius. I’m talking to you. Go on fuck off. I’m not joking. If you can’t get simple (although admittedly not very funny) references to macho political one-upmanship, you don’t deserve to be here. So do one. Prick.
Right. Everyone else happy? Good. Well that’s all for now but don’t forget to keep posting your comments and we’ll be back to abuse another lucky reader this time next week.
Now my colleague Mr Jordan has already dealt with anonymous’ comments of the 4th October concerning the Dr Fox / Liam Fox conundrum and the Cameron v Brown cock-off so there’s no more to be said there other than well done and thank you. It’s nice to see people joining in.
As for the second comment (also by an anonymous poster) received on our hugely-popular political cock-out scoop which said:
“Has the author of this article got a fetish for men’s cocks it seems to be a running theme?”
Firstly, can I just say hello and welcome to the site Mr Davidson. Glad to see you’ve recovered from your recent reality-television meltdown. Although, really what are you doing on here in the first place?
Secondly, you are quite wrong to allege a strong cock bias on this staunchly liberal website. We at Yesterdays Knews are proud to be genitally-neutral in our reporting stance. For proof of this, look up our old feature about German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s fanny operation.
Anyway, as it seems that even our least-subtle attempts at humour have proven too avant-garde for you, it seems only right that you should now leave. Yes, I mean you, comic genius. I’m talking to you. Go on fuck off. I’m not joking. If you can’t get simple (although admittedly not very funny) references to macho political one-upmanship, you don’t deserve to be here. So do one. Prick.
Right. Everyone else happy? Good. Well that’s all for now but don’t forget to keep posting your comments and we’ll be back to abuse another lucky reader this time next week.
1 comment:
How big is the fish she caught again?
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