David Cameron promised today that if the Conservatives win the next General Election and he becomes PM, he will appear naked on the 6 O’Clock news to show the nation his penis.
The sensational pledge was made to round-off his keynote speech at the Conservative Party conference in Blackpool this afternoon. To a rapturous reception by a clearly-mesmerized crowd, Mr Cameron said:
“Please Great Britain. Oh and Northern Ireland of course. I urge you, vote for me. If you let me be Prime Minister, I’ll show you all my magnificent cock. And my balls, they’re no slouches either I can tell you. Like two granite boulders but with wispy moss hanging off them. In a sexy way obviously. Now can you expect to get that from Gordon Brown? Pfff, I don’t think so!”
Quick as flash, the PM responded to Mr Cameron’s bold claims:
“If David Cameron thinks he’s the only party leader with telegenic genitals, he’s in for a surprise my fellow Britons. In fact, I will say to you now, people of Britain, that you have nothing to fear from the Tory’s twizzler. When I crush Dave ‘The Rave’ in next month’s poll, Britain will see a proud, Presbyterian prick glistening in the morning light of Downing Street. A prick that will stand for a thousand years! Hahahaha!”
The Liberal Democrats’ high command have already intimated that they are not looking to follow-suit in the knob-out stakes, saying that the whole thing “demeans politics”. Although, it is believed that their reluctance to join in actually stems from the fact that the party’s focus groups found there was no discernible interest in seeing Ming’s maggot.
Ladies, why not let us know what you think. Would you like to see “Dishy” Dave’s dong? Or would you prefer to feast your eyes on Brown’s boner? Choose your weapon carefully though. The future of the country might depend on it!
The sensational pledge was made to round-off his keynote speech at the Conservative Party conference in Blackpool this afternoon. To a rapturous reception by a clearly-mesmerized crowd, Mr Cameron said:
“Please Great Britain. Oh and Northern Ireland of course. I urge you, vote for me. If you let me be Prime Minister, I’ll show you all my magnificent cock. And my balls, they’re no slouches either I can tell you. Like two granite boulders but with wispy moss hanging off them. In a sexy way obviously. Now can you expect to get that from Gordon Brown? Pfff, I don’t think so!”
Quick as flash, the PM responded to Mr Cameron’s bold claims:
“If David Cameron thinks he’s the only party leader with telegenic genitals, he’s in for a surprise my fellow Britons. In fact, I will say to you now, people of Britain, that you have nothing to fear from the Tory’s twizzler. When I crush Dave ‘The Rave’ in next month’s poll, Britain will see a proud, Presbyterian prick glistening in the morning light of Downing Street. A prick that will stand for a thousand years! Hahahaha!”
The Liberal Democrats’ high command have already intimated that they are not looking to follow-suit in the knob-out stakes, saying that the whole thing “demeans politics”. Although, it is believed that their reluctance to join in actually stems from the fact that the party’s focus groups found there was no discernible interest in seeing Ming’s maggot.
Ladies, why not let us know what you think. Would you like to see “Dishy” Dave’s dong? Or would you prefer to feast your eyes on Brown’s boner? Choose your weapon carefully though. The future of the country might depend on it!
2 comments:
i must admit the thought of david cameron and gordon brown having a cock stand off fills me with dread.
Has the author of this article got a fetish for men's cocks it seems to be a running theme?
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